VENUE RULES

Please respect the venue and the neighbours so we can keep coming back.

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• Please do not park in neighbours’ driveways. There is plenty of on-street parking nearby.

• No smoking, chatting or lurking in the driveway - wait inside for your taxi at the end of the night.

• No smoking inside the venue. Please use the covered smoking area.

• No chewing gum or sticky sweets - they get left on carpets and soft furnishings.

• Only water upstairs.

• No shagging in the toilets - the beds are reinforced, the toilet seats are not.

• Respect the loos: don’t block them, and lads… aim.
  
   

• PRIVACY & PHONES

• No photos or videos anywhere in the venue.

• Phones must be put away in all play spaces.

• No fully dress men are allowed in playrooms whilst they are being use - make sure you say your goodbyes before you dress and change in the designated area.

• Anyone caught filming or taking photos will be removed immediately and reported to the police.

 

PLUSCIOUS RULES

This is a non-exhaustive list. Use your common sense.

• Consent is everything - from talking and touching to anything further. Read our consent guide if you are unsure what that means.

• Be hygenic! Check the length of your nails, shower beforehand, use the shower during. We have mints at the front table, or bring your own. But stinky boys get nowt.

• If you or the person you are engaging with are intoxicated, or under the influence of drugs informed consent cannot happen and you will be asked to stop or leave.

• For this reason we also have a zero tolerance policy on drugs, including medical cannabis. 

• If someone says no - to conversation, touch, or play - that is the end of it. Walk away.

• No touching, grabbing, hovering, or interrupting play without explicit permission. Permission to watch is not an invitation to join in.

• Please respect the 'No Play' zones, which are; the lounge, kitchen, toilets, bathroom and driveway.

• Repeatedly approaching someone after a no will not be tolerated.

• Men must ask the women involved if they can join in - not other men.

• A shut door means private play. Leave it shut and come back later. Do not barge in.

• Safe sex by default. Always. Condoms must be used, there are plenty provided.

• Used condoms go in the bin. Not on the floor, not down the toilet. Every room has a bin - use it or expect to be called out very publicly. We promote a 'Name & Shame' where dirty tramps are involved.

• ASK before doing any extreme acts, including but not limited to; anal, spitting, choking, slapping etc. We are a vanilla club with kink friendly overtones, not a BDSM club.

• No pressure for barrier-free play, ever. If someone asks for a condom and you don’t have one, play stops.

• No pushy behaviour during play, including but not limited too; putting your genitals near someones face and hoping they latch on like a baby cow looking for milk, rubbing someones clit like it's a scratch card, men making intense eye contact with the other guy unless you're in a 'Heated Rivalry' kinda mood.

• Clean up after yourselves in play spaces.

• Use towels and wipes provided.

• Men will be given a towel to use, please do not take the ones from the bathroom.

• Do not use the play rooms to change in if someone is using them!

• If a door is shut, leave it shut and come back later - do not barge in on private play.

• Everyone out by the stated closing time.

• Say your goodbyes inside - respect the neighbours when leaving.

• Take your belongings with you; anything left behind may be donated or disposed of.

This is not an exhaustive list. If your behaviour is deemed rude, belligerent, or dangerous in any way, hosts and crew decisions are final - if you’re asked to stop, move, or leave, do so without argument; arguing just means you’ll be leaving faster.
 

We are queer, lefty types from all over the world. Sexism, racism, homophobia, body-shaming, or any form of hate or discrimination will not be tolerated.

If something feels off, tell the host on the night - we can deal with issues immediately but can't really do anything the next day.

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